BOB’S MANIFESTO — PRINCIPLE FOUR
Suffer Silently, Laugh Loudly
Pain Builds Character. Sarcasm Keeps It Bearable.

Life’s hard. Always has been. Bob’s not here to sugarcoat it. You’ll get knocked down, stitched up, let down, and taxed for the privilege.

But you don’t need to whinge about it on the internet. You get up, brush it off, and mutter something sarcastic under your breath as you carry on.

How Bob Handles the Hurt:
– We don’t broadcast our misery. We get through it and crack a joke at the end.
– Misfortune doesn’t make you special—it makes you human.
– If it hurts, it means you’re still alive. That’s something.
– Stoicism + sarcasm = emotional survival. It’s the British way.

Bob’s not saying don’t feel. He’s saying feel it, deal with it, and find the punchline somewhere in the rubble.

Dignity in pain. Joy in defiance. Laugh like it’s your last day on Earth—because one day, it will be.